Nobody would've guessed it, but Mike and PJ are back on that old ketchup-stained nag for another down-home roundup of the craziest stories of the past week! Is This Florida Retirement Community Really the STD Capital of the U.S.?įlorida Woman Hates Cops, Informs Them 11,000 Times in One Year Zukerberg “creepy and manipulative,” per Meta chatbot AI The Case of the Weatherman and the Mysterious Mexican Orb Kenyan Presidential Candidate Loves Weed, Wants to Export Hyena TesticlesĬar Thief Brutally Stuffs Himself in Innocent Teddy Bear WHO Says Don’t Attack Monkeys Over Monkeypoxīear Gets Super High on “Mad Honey”, Rescued by Turkish Park Officials In some parts of the world, it's sold as a miracle cure for hypertension, fatigue, and even as an alternative to Viagra. It also contains only slightly less important messages about vabbing, hyena testicles, mysterious Mexican space orbs, barbeque cum drinking parties, the rumored STD capital of the United States right here in the Sunshine State, and last but certainly not least, a heroic Florida woman who has had enough of the pigs and their supposed "protecting and serving".įun Fact: Mad honey is sold on the black market for as much as $80 a pound, making it one of the most expensive honeys in the world. There's no time for jokes - this week's Ketchup contains a CRITICAL message about monkey pox and what YOU can do to stop the spread of monkey-violence. The woman accused of stealing Pelosi's laptop gets to attend Renaissance FaireĪrmless Florida man accused of stabbing tourist Miami advances plan to move homeless onto island Texas congressman swears off 'eating a whole plate of dog penis' againįoot found in Yellowstone hot spring linked to July death Italian winemaker to stop selling Hitler wineĪdult baby store to file appeal after board affirms city’s decision Mystery of half-billion year old creature with no anus solved Review us on Spotify and Apple Pods! Nothing helps us more than great reviews! Yes indeedy, the Ketchup flows freely again this week with stories of our anusless ancestors, suspiciously focused "historical" wine, baby fetish zoning codes, a whole plate of dog penis, FOOT, and baseless accusations about armless stabbings.Īll that in more in this, the latest Monday Morning Ketchup!įun Fact: The term PJ was trying to think of is "The Cambrian Explosion," which was a period of rapid biological diversity that occurred just over half a billion years ago - and is also a sick band name.Įmail us! | us on Twitter! | /MondayKetchup Wait, no, not any of those boys! I'm talking about the Ketchup Boys Mi-kul and Pol-jon! They're crying wolf, being sent to do a man's job, and just wrapped Season 3.
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